Ripplestar popped out of her den and stretched. She had had a good nights sleep and was in a very good mood. She yawned widely and trotted over to the fresh-kill pile, selecting a nice trout. She glanced around her for a cat to share with. Spotting one, she said warmly, "Hi! Do you want to share this trout with me?"
Credit to Fluffheart for first. Credit to me for last one.